Sagittarius - Mr. Philosophical: The 12 Signs of Love (The Zodiac Lovers Series) by Tiana Laveen

Author:Tiana Laveen [Laveen, Tiana]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Fiction
Publisher: The Lion's Den
Published: 2018-12-28T22:00:00+00:00

CHAPTER NINE

For Shits and Giggles

…Several hours later

He burst out laughing when she snorted and almost knocked her glass of white wine off the clear glass table on his lanai.

“Sorry! Shit! Oh my God… crazy!” She cackled, one hand pressed against her lips and the other waving in the air as if she were surrendering to some invisible assailant. “You are so stupid!”

His face flushed with heat as he relished in her amusement. What a beautiful sight.

“I’m serious. He was yelling and screamin’ at me but it was hard for me to take him seriously, because his arms were so short. Not like disabled short, that’s nothing to make fun of, but he was built like a fuckin’ dinosaur, a Tyrannosaurus.” He ducked when an olive went flying at his head. “Stop throwin’ food at me! That was a perfectly good olive. I got it from the Mediterranean bar in Safeway.”

He ducked again when she threw another one at him. He tried to catch the third toss with his mouth but missed.

“So then what happened?” The woman barely got the words out as she wiped the tears of mirth from her eyes with the back of her hand.

“So he’s standing there telling me, while pointing his tiny finger in my face, that I have to take the old, used motor back. Now mind you, this was my second job ever. I was in high school; it was the summertime and here I was stuck in this auto parts place. There was no air conditioning and the people sucked. But it was a necessary gig because I needed the money to fund my lifestyle of bullshit – you know, impress girls, my music, my electronics, video games and shit like that. So, at first, I was calm but when he started jamming those baby doll hands in my face, I lost it.”

Briana slumped down in her seat, giggling uncontrollably.

She’s as silly as I am… Oh God, we’re in trouble…

“Did you cuss him out?”

“Yeah. I can’t remember what I said verbatim, it was so long ago, but it was enough to get my ass tossed out with my last check. My boss said he understood my frustration but that it still wasn’t professional. And that was that.” He shrugged. “As far as I’m concerned, respect is earned, ya know?” She nodded in agreement. “So, what about you?” He picked up his glass of wine and took a sip. “Worst job experience?”

“Oh, geesh.”

Briana looked up towards the sky as if wracking her brain. He took that time to enjoy the way her tight, low cut V-neck black sweater displayed her gorgeous breasts… the ones he’d had the pleasure of sucking for far too short of a time.

“Oh, I know.” She held up her finger. “I was working at T.J. Maxx during undergrad. It was the worst. Job. Ever! Not because of the place itself. My boss and coworkers were fine, for the most part. It was some of the customers. So, there was a

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